the official testsThe Quizzes

My French husband has opinions. Now they are graded.

How American Are You?

Ice, coffee, pumpkins and pajama pants. Eight questions, graded by a Frenchman.

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How Parisian Are You?

Home, food and beauty. Eight questions, one minute, one verdict you may not like.

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Were You a French or an American Teenager?

Mall or café? Minivan or scooter? Eight this-or-that questions on growing up, his way or mine.

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How American Is Your Halloween?

One pumpkin or nineteen? Eight this-or-that questions, judged by a man who grew up without Halloween.

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How French Is Your Husband?

Awesome or “not bad”? Eight this-or-that questions about the man you live with.

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Could You Survive a French Dinner Party?

When to arrive, what to bring, where to put your hands. Eight questions I failed in real life.

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More tests are coming. He is still writing the answers.