Ask an American restaurant for the kids' menu and you'll get nuggets, buttered noodles, and a coloring sheet. Ask a French restaurant and you'll mostly get a smaller portion of the actual food. This is not an accident of hospitality — it's an entire philosophy of childhood, and I married it.
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The French premise
children are not a separate species with separate food. They are small people in training to become French adults, which is to say, people with opinions about leeks. From the crèche onward, French kids eat coursed meals — vegetable starter, main, cheese, fruit — and the national position is that taste is taught, like reading. You don't ask a child whether they like celeriac. You serve celeriac, calmly, eleven times.
The magic phrase
in French parenting is « tu goûtes » — you taste it. Not "you finish it," not "three more bites." One honest taste, every time it appears, no negotiation and no applause either. Our three boys have tasted things I personally find alarming. The four-year-old eats mussels. I have a photo. Nobody in France would find the photo interesting.
What happens in America
my husband encountered his first children's menu the way other men encounter mild insults — quietly, filing it away. "It is not that the nuggets exist," he said finally. "It is that the menu announces we have given up." He is, I should say, not entirely right: American kids' menus are about speed, price, and parental survival, all real things. But he is not entirely wrong either, and our pediatrician agrees with him more than with me, which I find annoying.
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one dinner, one menu, everyone tastes. And when we're at a New England clam shack and the boys order grilled cheese off the kids' menu anyway? French rules, American exceptions. The exceptions come with fries.
Questions, answered
Do French restaurants have kids' menus?
Rarely, and where they exist they're usually smaller portions of real dishes rather than a separate nugget-and-fries menu.
How do French parents get kids to try food?
The phrase is « tu goûtes » — you taste it. One honest taste every time a food appears, calmly repeated, no pressure to finish and no reward for trying.
What do French kids eat at school lunch?
A multi-course hot meal — typically a vegetable starter, a main with sides, cheese or yogurt, and fruit. Menus are published weekly and taken seriously as food education.
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